i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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