this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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