Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
you had me at cake vodka
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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