you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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