Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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