good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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