and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Come share oat with me in your robe
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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