too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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