Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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