we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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