Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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