I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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