Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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