I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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