Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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