i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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