Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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