Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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