We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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