Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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