Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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