Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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