We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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