Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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