But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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