Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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