i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
