with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
then he tried to convert me to islam
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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