ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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