I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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