At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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