Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
My vagina is very pro this idea
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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