I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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