he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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