It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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