She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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