Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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