True but thats because hes a fetus.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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