11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
