honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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