yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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