I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Randomize
