Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
