I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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