I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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