VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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