Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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