Don't you send me to vm
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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