great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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