Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
so let's talk penis.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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